Are perfect storms the wave of the future?


The Day After Tomorrow (2004) has a cheesy script, but the spectacle of New York City immersed except for the upper floors of its tallest buildings is worth the DVD rental fee and doesn’t seem silly in our post-Hurricane Sandy world. In one scene, survivors of a climate-change catastrophe huddle in the New York Public Library, burning books in a big fireplace to keep from freezing.

In the real world, scientists are saying climate change almost certainly enhanced the impact of Sandy. This is from Cornell and Rutgers researchers:

So while [Sandy] does appear to have been the perfect storm, we can, unfortunately, expect many more as we move toward ice-free Arctic conditions in the coming years (see “Experts Warn ‘Near Ice-Free Arctic In Summer’ In A Decade If Volume Trends Continue”).

Polar bears might not be the only creatures who’ll have nothing left to stand on. It’ll be like that old song — “Row Your Boat Down Broadway,” I think it was called.

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Shoeshine boys debate job creation


[The job creators] have no intention of creating jobs now or in the future. They don’t have to create jobs and there’s nobody out there to make them do it. They simply will reduce the number of jobs they have now and grind the remaining employees, most of whom have no recourse any more, either to the government or to organized labor. The job creators thereupon will get rich not creating jobs, and they will continue to get rich not creating jobs, because creating jobs costs them money. Any politician who says anything else is lying to you.
Charles Pierce, in Esquire

Did I tell you about getting my shoes shined while working at the Curtis Center? A stocky guy, about 50, sneaked up with a battered shoeshine kit as I was sitting on a bench in Washington Square, eating my lunch and watching Colonial ghosts roll dice on the slate walkway. (Ghosts are everywhere if you’re in a ghostly frame of mind.)

The big guy asked for money and I gave him a bunch of change to get rid of him. The next thing I knew he was kneeling and smearing gunk on my shoes and rubbing it in with a brush.

— Whoa, don’t do that.

But he kept adding gunk and buffing and telling me my shoes were special, they needed special polish. He finished and I got up to go because he wouldn’t leave, and he started dissing me.

— You give me two bits for that shine. That ain’t shit.
— That was two bucks, not two bits. I didn’t even want a shoeshine. Who gets a shoeshine these days?

He told me he was trying to make a living, I could do better than two bits. He flashed a weary grin. I got in his face and pointed at the Curtis Center.

— You think I’ve got money because I’m dressed up? I’ve got a five-day job over there and that’s it, I’m as broke as you. The big corporations are screwing everybody. No unions, no long-term contracts, no benefits. They bleed you dry and blame you when there’s no more blood. It’s a new world, dude, open your eyes.
— It ain’t my world. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

I decided to not give him more money until he acknowledged it’s a new world and we’re all screwed. I told him the company I was temping for was hugely profitable even though it made drugs with so many side effects you have to use five-point type to fit them on the same page.

But all I got was that smile — that ancient stupid stoicism that has kept the poor down forever — and the feeling that I was the jerk. So I gave the man five more dollars and slouched back to the Curtis Center, where I did my dirty job and didn’t make a peep.

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Being white in Philly Mag


[Update: I walked into a South Philly CVS and saw that headline again, screaming at me in bold white caps, and I thought oh no, race war, end of the world!]

It’s hard to read Philadelphia Magazine‘s March cover piece, “Being White in Philly,” by Robert Huber, as anything more than an exercise in cynicism. Huber had to know that his confused personal impressions regarding race relations didn’t add up to an actual story. And his editor surely saw that the piece was ill-conceived and unresolved, more likely to stir up resentment than encourage dialogue between black and white city residents.

Maybe you’re reading this and thinking OK, Philly Mag has been publishing variations on the same racist theme for decades, so why bother commenting on it? I guess because the article seems so disingenuous. Huber affects the “why can’t we all get along” tone of a white Rodney King, but with little bombs of condescension that could only have been meant to provoke:

whites

But like many people, I yearn for much more: that I could feel the freedom to speak to my African-American neighbors about, say, not only my concerns for my son’s safety living around Temple, but how the inner city needs to get its act together.

Substituting “inner city” makes Huber’s generalization seem even more insulting than it would have if he’d used “blacks.” His professed yearning to speak to his black neighbors reminds us that he didn’t quote, and perhaps didn’t even speak with, any black Philadelphians while doing his research, if you can call it that.

The article will piss off blacks while appealing to the magazine’s core demographic — reasonably well-off and well-educated whites who respond to ads for luxury cars and liposuction. Huber and Philly Mag are saying it’s OK for these whites to think of themselves as tolerant despite their fear and loathing of blacks; that it’s only natural to feel this way about people who, after all these years, still can’t get their act together.

Huber was writing more about class than race, but acknowledging this fact would have called attention to the superficiality of his analysis. He offers a brief history of white flight from Philly, but mentions none of the underlying socioeconomic factors — red-lining, gentrification, wage stagnation, de-industrialization, etc. — that have widened the gulf not only between whites and blacks but also between the well-off and poor of both races.

I was there, growing up in a Philly neighborhood that was transitioning from white to black in the 1960s-1970s, running with other white kids who were engaged in an ongoing street war with black kids. All the shootings and stabbings were manifestations of forces that all of us, black and white, couldn’t control or even understand.

Articles like “Being White In Philly” do nothing to shed light on why these forces persist. But such articles do boost print sales and online traffic, and that’s the bottom line.

Footnote: I like this from Stephen Marche, in 2011:

More than anything else, class now determines Americans’ fates. The old inequalities — racism, sexism, homophobia — are increasingly antiquated. Women are threatening to overwhelm men in the workplace, and the utter collapse of the black lower middle class in the age of Obama — a catastrophe for the African-American community — has little to do with prejudice and everything to do with brute economics. Who wins and who loses has become simplified, purified: those who own and those who don’t.

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Chavez was flawed, but he had Bush’s number


Right-wingers celebrated the death this week of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, calling him a dictator and much worse, but only because he wouldn’t play ball with American oil companies or refrain from criticizing hypocrites who put a noble spin on American power grabs in Iraq and other countries. Efforts by Chavez to improve life for the poor in Venezuela were sloppy and wasteful, but at least he wasn’t a front man for the sort of corporate thugs who run the show in our country.

And he had a flair for using humor to cut through the bullshit of those who are front men for corporate thugs. One of his finest moments was his speech at the United Nations in 2006, a day after George W. Bush spoke there:

The Devil is right at home. The Devil, the Devil himself, is right in the house. And the Devil came here yesterday. Yesterday the Devil came here. Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today. Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the Devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world. Truly. As the owner of the world.

Even so-called liberals — Nancy Pelosi and her gang — didn’t like that speech. But Chavez was right. Watching videos of Bush lying to sell the war in Iraq, which started almost 10 years ago, is enough to turn the stomach of anyone with an ounce of decency, or a sense of humor. Bush was a front man for smarter villains, but stupidity is no excuse. He was the elected chief, and in that role willingly caused as much death and destruction as Saddam Hussein.

Chavez fought for the poor. Bush fought for Halliburton and ExxonMobil. The irony is that Bush — who had everything handed to him, even the presidency — probably will live into very old age, cocooned in wealth, still smelling of sulfur but far from the real world he and his homies did so much to harm.

Footnote: The mainstream media played a big part in helping the mediocre Bush become the monster who started two wars and wrecked our economy, but that’s another story.

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Thank Obama, the anti-FDR, for the sequester


America is waiting for a message of some sort or another.
– David Byrne and Brian Eno

It ain’t pretty, the damage Barack Obama has done to working people by trying to cozy up to Republicans over the last four-plus years. Glen Ford of the Black Report Agenda put it this way:

…It was Obama who swallowed whole the corporate argument, previously championed by Republicans, that the national debt was Crisis Number One and that entitlement programs were the root cause. From the moment in January of 2009 when Obama served notice that Social Security and all other entitlements would be put on the chopping block, he became the chief mover and shaker for so-called entitlement reform. He created the model for austerity, through his Simpson-Bowles deficit reduction commission. It was Simpson-Bowles that provided the basis for the massive cuts offered by President Obama in 2011. When the Republicans balked at even a modest tax increase for the rich, it was the White House National Economic Council Director, the corporate deal-maker Gene Sperling, who came up with the sequestration scheme, which was timed to explode right after the 2012 elections. The idea was to make every popular constituency in the country scream – and accept the inevitability of massive entitlement cuts…

After the election, many Obama voters waited for a sign that he would focus this time on helping the working poor rather than corporations and banksters. But even the most devoted Obama groupies must know by now that he doesn’t measure prosperity by the number of Americans making a living wage, but rather in terms of corporate profits.

Franklin Roosevelt’s legacy was the New Deal. Obama wants his to be the Grand Bargain, which would open the door to the total dismantling of New Deal legislation. That’s how far the Democratic Party has fallen.

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Scalia’s mission: resurrect Jim Crow


The idea that progress is an inexorable force is naive. Civilization’s big steps forward are often followed by big steps back. The civil rights movement triggered a backlash that continues to this day. Progressive laws are still on the books, but reactionaries are counterattacking, none more fiercely than Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who recently argued out loud that retention of Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act amounts to “perpetuation of racial entitlement.”

Think about it. One of our highest-ranking judges is saying that laws protecting black Americans from discrimination at the polls are no longer needed because discriminatory practices against black people have been eliminated from coast to coast. As if several state governments hadn’t made blatant, large-scale attempts to keep black people from voting in the 2012 elections — attempts that were blocked because of the Voting Rights Act.

Amazingly, Scalia was voicing the same argument being made by the lawyer for Shelby County, AL, which is challenging sections of the Voting Rights Act in a case currently being heard by Scalia and the rest of the Supremes.

Bill Blum got it right in Truthdig:

We can thank Scalia for his candor, not just because his comment telegraphed his expected vote on the matter, but because the remark demonstrated how closely he and the four other Republican appointees to the high court have aligned themselves with the right-wing and libertarian interest groups behind the Shelby litigation.

Scalia’s larger goal is to wipe out progressive laws enacted since the New Deal, by whatever means necessary. He and his bitter homies are pining for the plantation era, for the return of a confederacy of dunces led by Jim Crow. They love the Gilded Age, too. Everything old is new again.

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Throwing truth to the lions


Moon Rising over Colosiem

There’s no such thing as the simple truth. The goodness of the good guys is always exaggerated by the media. History is written by the victors. From Laura’s Miller’s review of The Myth of Persecution: How Early Christians Invented a Story of Martyrdom, by Candida Moss:

In the 300 years between the death of Jesus and the conversion of the Emperor Constantine, there were maybe 10 or 12 scattered years during which Christians were singled out for supression by Rome’s imperial authorities, and even then the enforcement of such initiatives was haphazard — lackadaisical in many regions, although harsh in others. “Christians were never,” Moss writes, “the victims of sustained, targeted persecution.”

[Snip]

Christians wound up in Roman courts for any number of reasons, but when they got there, they were prone to announcing, as a believer named Liberian once did, “that he cannot be respectful to the emperor, that he can be respectful only to Christ.” Moss compares this to “modern defendants who say that they will not recognize the authority of the court or of the government, but recognize only the authority of God. For modern Americans, as for ancient Romans, this sounds either sinister or vaguely insane.” It didn’t help that early Christians developed a passion for martyrdom. Suffering demonstrated both the piety of the martyr and the authenticity of the religion itself, and besides, it earned you an immediate, first-class seat in heaven. (Ordinary Christians had to wait for Judgment Day.) There were reports of fanatics deliberately seeking out the opportunity to die for their faith, including a mob that turned up at the door of a Roman official in Asia Minor, demanding to be martyred, only to be turned away when he couldn’t be bothered to oblige them.

History isn’t a documentary. It’s a Monty Python movie.

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Bits and pieces, Oscar night


We all know the Academy Awards are more about commerce than art, that the best picture award rarely goes to the film that deserves it. But how is it that a film can win for best picture but not best director? Why did Argo take top honors when its director, Ben Affleck, wasn’t even nominated?

This is like naming a work by Junot Diaz the best novel of the year right after you’ve named Zadie Smith best novelist of the year.

Snarky host Seth MacFarlane, panned by critics for being politically incorrect, scored with a joke about the silliness of the awards process: “[Argo] is so top secret that the film’s director is unknown to the Academy. They know they screwed up.”

But who cares about making sense? This was a night for the stars to come out and distract us from impending economic doom. Salma Hayek won for special effects, in a gown with a glittering neckline that appeared to be choking her to death. Best actress Jennifer Lawrence (she’s great in Winter’s Bone, 2010), wearing the world’s largest quilt, made the best pratfall. Christopher Plummer won for most charmingly embalmed, and Affleck, snubbed for his directorial effort, was named most earnestly handsome.

Footnote: So what does the Dave Clark Five have to do with movies — the Oscars, in particular? No more or less than Michelle Obama who, for reasons known only to the Academy, announced the best picture award via satellite from the White House while surrounded by unidentified young people wearing tuxes and gold braid.

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On the links (Obama and Big Oil)


It will be interesting to see how Rachel Maddow and her liberal-lite colleagues at MSNBC spin the story if Barach Obama ends up backing the Keystone XL Pipeline. They speak no evil of the chief, ever. From Common Dreams:

So while President Obama was relaxing with one of the nation’s elite who makes millions from destroying the planet, activists – most of whom voted for Obama – were circling the empty White House with their pleas to stand up to the fossil fuel industry.

Nice companion piece from AlterNet: “If Barack Obama Tortured, Would Some Liberals Support Him? Probably.”

Footnote: The music, by the great Wayne Shorter, reminds me of Obama — a masterpiece of cerebral cool, inherently shifty. Piano player Herbie Hancock is a genius.

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Sun flurries and sportswear in South Philly


Sportswear before logos

Sportswear before logos

On Sunday there were sun flurries. Very pretty, swirling on the parking lot under a semi-clear sky, but only for a few minutes.

I was working outside a big-box store that sells sportswear. Ball caps bearing team logos, shiny clown sneakers. Loud, baggy jerseys with sports heroes’ names on the back in boldface caps.

I browsed the store to escape the cold and wondered whose domain I was in. A sound system with bad speakers pumped out ancient sludge. Chicago colored my world. David Lee Roth urged me to go ahead and jump. Most of the customers — male and female, black and white — looked like they’d jumped and fallen on their asses. Like they lived on Twinkies and slept in their clothes, in Dumpsters.

They were in “the fan zone,” pulling cheap-looking sportswear off the racks. Zip-up sweatshirts with no elastic, paper-thin T-shirts. They were buying this stuff, and it looked just like the stuff they were wearing. But it was expensive stuff, especially the items marked “official licensed product.”

Something was wrong with this picture. The unemployment rate is high, wages are stagnant or falling. Retail sales are down, even at Walmart. How could hobos afford $100 Eagles jerseys?

It occurred to me they might not be hobos. People in all income brackets dress like slobs these days. More important, my perspective is skewed. Poor and ugly can seem like the same thing when you’re going broke. These people were unfortunate looking but not necessarily poor. They could still pay with plastic.

I resolved to lighten up. Life was good. There was beauty in the world, I was just too beat to see it. Except for the sun flurries — those I could appreciate.

Footnote from James Kunstler:

…The Walmart shoppers are exactly the demographic that is getting squashed in the contraction of this phony-baloney corporate buccaneer parasite revolving credit crony capital economy. Unlike the Federal Reserve, Walmart shoppers can’t print their own money, and they can’t bundle their MasterCard and Visa debts into CDOs to be fobbed off on Scandinavian pension funds for quick profits. They have only one real choice: buy less stuff, especially the stuff of leisure, comfort, and convenience…

Yes, but only after their credit is maxed out. There’s still a lot of plastic out there.

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