‘Blue Christmas’


Elvis Presley had been knocked sideways by the British Invasion, by new styles in America, and by a long series of crappy music and movie-starring choices, but his 1968 Comeback Special silenced critics and breathed new life into his career.

On videos from the show, Elvis looks eerily handsome and strikes a perfect balance between bravado and self-parody. You can see the intelligence in his eyes and his smile. It’s as if he knows he’s at the top of his game, and at the same time realizes the game is bullshit, no one stays on top of anything, not for long.

Footnote: I love the moment in “Blue Christmas” when Elvis or Scotty Moore bends an E string and someone off-camera yells “Play It Dirty” and a woman in the small studio audience screams. This is one of the rare Christmas songs that doesn’t make me feel blue.

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Chase’s Jaime Dimon — too big to fail


Here’s Matt Taibbi shedding more light, in his inimitable way, on how Wall Street executives, with the help of the D.C. establishment, cheat and bribe their way to a level of wealth and privilege few of us can even imagine:

J.P. Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon – the man the New York Times once called “Obama’s favorite banker” – had an excellent method of guaranteeing that the Federal Reserve system’s doors would always be open to him. What he did was, he served as the Chairman of the Board of the New York Fed.

And in 2008, in that moonlighting capacity, he orchestrated a deal in which the Fed provided $29 billion in assistance to help his own bank, Chase, buy up the teetering investment firm Bear Stearns. You read that right: Jamie Dimon helped give himself a bailout. Who needs to worry about good government, when you are the government?

Dimon, incidentally, is another one of those bankers who’s complaining now about the unfair criticism… Is Dimon right? Do people hate him just because he’s rich and successful…? Maybe we should ask the people of Jefferson County, Alabama, what they think.

That particular locality is now in bankruptcy proceedings primarily because Dimon’s bank, Chase, used middlemen to bribe local officials – literally bribe, with cash and watches and new suits – to sign on to a series of onerous interest-rate swap deals that vastly expanded the county’s debt burden.

Essentially, Jamie Dimon handed Birmingham, Alabama a Chase credit card and then bribed its local officials to run up a gigantic balance, leaving future residents and those residents’ children with the bill. As a result, the citizens of Jefferson County will now be making payments to Chase until the end of time.

…People like Jamie Dimon aren’t really citizens of any country. They live in their own gated archipelago, and the rest of the world is a dumping ground.

Footnote: Read Taibbi’s article for information on other thieving CEOs. I excerpted the stuff about Dimon because Chase is the monster bank that owns my house, and because of the disgustingly sympathetic piece about Dimon that ran last year in NYT Magazine.

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Rejoice, fellow pagans


The winter solstice is here, marking for me the crossroads of dread and hope. Dread because it’s the shortest day of the year, when you can’t walk down the street without being reminded of consumerism’s holy of holies, Christmas Day. Hope because I know each day forward will bring a bit more daylight and some sense of progress toward the spring and the disappearance of Christmas decorations.

No offense to Christians, but acknowledging the solstice as a literal turning point — when the North Pole is tilted 23.5 degrees away from the sun, as far as it will get — makes more sense than celebrating the notion of a Jewish guy founding an anti-materialist (and, later, anti-Semitic) religion, then returning centuries later as Santa Claus, the poster boy for materialism.

So which is it, Christians — the Jew who was nailed to a board, or the jolly goy in the red suit? You can’t have it both ways, no matter what the ad copywriters say.

Keep your pale imitation of Saturnalia, thanks. I’ll take my materialism straight up, without the doubletalk. If I get a yen for spirituality I’ll consult with a card reader or make a pilgrimage to the Dalai Lama’s house. At least he knows what a joke is.

But I digress, as usual. Just wanted to send best wishes to pagans, Christians and everyone else. As Irving Berlin put it, “May your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be goyish.” Or something like that.

Update: I just put solstice lights in my front window, the twinkly kind, to keep the darkness at bay. Christians and pagans are on the same page sometimes, but we like different stories.

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‘Santa Claus, Go Straight to the Ghetto’


If anyone wanna know,
Tell him James Brown sent you.

You know I know what you will see
Because that was once… me.
Hit it! Hit it!

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EPA to power plants: Stop poisoning people


David Roberts of Grist does a nice job of summing up the importance of the new EPA rule regarding the emission of mercury and other toxins from coal- and oil-fired power plants:

… This one is a Big Deal. It’s worth lifting our heads out of the news cycle and taking a moment to appreciate that history is being made. Finally controlling mercury and toxics will be an advance on par with getting lead out of gasoline. It will save save tens of thousands of lives every year and prevent birth defects, learning disabilities, and respiratory diseases. It will make America a more decent, just, and humane place to live.

Paul Krugman posted the Grist item and added this:

The point that strikes me most, however, is that this shows that it matters who holds the White House. You can complain about Obama’s lack of a strong progressive agenda, which I sometimes do, or wonder what good it is to hold the White House when the other side blocks every attempt to do good through legislation. But mercury regulation would not have happened if John McCain were president.

OK, Paul, I can’t argue with that. Even the worst Democratic president — and I think Obama’s performance in office so far would almost qualify him for that title — is preferable to the Republicans who are vying for the job.

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‘Holiday Affair’


A low-key romantic comedy set at Christmastime and starring Robert Mitchum in a more-or-less wholesome role, wooing the very young Janet Leigh. The role seemed a good career move at the time (1949), as Mitchum was trying to recover from bad publicity regarding a marijuana bust.

The star plays it ultra-cool, as always, but this time there’s no femme fatale lurking in the background, waiting to bring out his dark side. Instead, his secret friend is a squirrel he feeds on a bench in Central Park.

It’s better than I’m making it sound. The dialogue is sharp and the resolution of Leigh’s romantic dilemma is satisfying.

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PA’s frackin’ Scrooge of the Year


James Carville noted years ago that, from the standpoint of political strategists, “Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, and Alabama in between,” or words to that effect. He has been pilloried by critics on the left and right for his remark, but I think he was accurate in this respect: A cold-hearted reactionary such as Tom Corbett couldn’t have been elected governor without overwhelming help from “low-information” voters — the sort of people who vote against their own interests — in the mostly rural counties that make up most of PA.

Moveon.org paid tribute to Corbett this week:

Governor Corbett is hands down our Scrooge of the Year in PA. “Ebenezer” Corbett’s budget bestows homelessness and ill health on PA’s Bob and Emily Cratchits by terminating the PA Housing Emergency Mortgage Assistance Program (HEMAP) that kept tens of thousands of families in their homes, and by eliminating the Adult Basic Health Insurance that helped keep 41,000 subscribers alive. Corbett saved his cruelest cuts for Tiny Tim and the youngest Pennsylvanians, slicing $900 million from public schools and $245 million from state universities.

Except that MoveOn was being too kind to Tom Corbett, who has been turning tricks for the Marcellus Shale drillers since he took office. Corbett has ignored environmentalists who warn that fracking — the process of drilling to access natural gas deposits — will cause widespread contamination of PA’s freshwater supply. It’s easy to picture him taking bids on which company gets exclusive rights to distribute bottled waters in contaminated areas. Not so fast, Tiny Tim, that pint of water will cost you five bucks.

MoveOn will rally outside Corbett’s Philly office tomorrow.

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These days, a bad tooth can break you


How many people have realized that the presumption of belonging to a “middle class” is delusional and dangerous? Enough to toss the reactionaries out of Congress in 2012? Maybe, but wouldn’t the current crop be replaced by a new bunch of corporate-sponsored whores?

These question gnawed at me today after a dental bill took a big bite out of my dwindling savings; after it occurred to me, for the thousandth time, that sheer luck is the only thing that prevents many of us in this country from slipping into poverty.

On the plus side, the Occupy movement has focused media attention on the fact that average Americans are being routinely robbed by bankers, hedge-fund managers, CEOs and politicians who work only for super-rich constituents. As Barbara and John Ehrenreich recently wrote:

One reason the concept of an economic 99% first took root in America rather than, say, Ireland or Spain is that Americans are particularly vulnerable to economic dislocation… Unemployment benefits do not last more than six months or a year, though in a recession they are sometimes extended by Congress. At present, even with such an extension, they reach only about half the jobless. Welfare was all but abolished 15 years ago, and health insurance has traditionally been linked to employment…

… Where other once-wealthy nations have a safety net, America offers a greased chute, leading down to destitution with alarming speed.

So what’s to stop corrupt Congresspeople, indirectly aided by an ineffectual, neoliberal president, from making living standards even lower for most of us? For now, almost nothing. The conniving skunks who control the House and, to a lesser extent, the Senate, remain dead-set on preventing any relief for the unemployed, the homeless, the soon-to-be-homeless, the sick but uninsured and all other poor or near-poor people.

As Robert Reich noted today, “big money is taking over government,” in the absence of campaign finance reform. Nothing will change until we can elect politicians who aren’t owned by big business and can therefore respond to our needs — good schools, an upgraded infrastructure, decent jobs, a social safety net.

Without real change, more and more people will slip into poverty, at roughly the same fast pace our government is becoming fascist.

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The personal liberties lie


Columnist George Will is rarely at a loss for words, but he could only respond with cliches yesterday when Barney Frank asked him to square his alleged libertarian leanings with his authoritarian views on personal liberties. Another guest on the show, the Ayn Rand admirer Paul Ryan, tried to change the subject, but Frank wasn’t having any of that:

“Let’s get off marijuana,” Ryan interrupted, eager to move to the next topic.

“It’s a great embarrassment to the conservatives,” Frank pointed out. “They want to tell people who they can have sex with. Come on, all this is big government! Who can I have sex with? Who can I marry? What can I read? What can I smoke? You guys, on the whole — not all of you — but the conservatives are the ones who intrude on personal liberty there.”

Footnote: Another guest on the program, Robert Reich, recently wrote,

If you run a giant bank that defrauds millions of small investors of their life savings, the bank might pay a small fine but you won’t go to prison. Not a single top Wall Street executive has been prosecuted for Wall Street’s mega-fraud. But if you sell an ounce of marijuana you could be put away for a long time.

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A semi-grudging salute to Hitchens


My respect for Christopher Hitchens’ talent never waned, even when he used it to defend the likes of George W. Bush. Hitchens often argued that his support for the Iraq war followed logically from his abhorrence of tyranny in all its guises. His Satan was Joe Stalin, and he saw Saddam Hussein as a minor Stalin, and to hell with the actual reasons, or lack of reasons, for going to war. It was as if he were saying, “Bush is a moron, but that’s irrelevant. Saddam has to go.”

The fatwa against Salman Rushdie possibly triggered Hitchens’ shift to the right, but who can say for sure? He took the path of many iconoclast/contrarians who reach a certain level of notoriety — i.e., he abandoned the version of himself that many people took for granted and, in the process, seemed to enjoy pissing off those who assumed he was on their side simply because, for example, he despised the war criminal Henry Kissinger.

Even in the years when his views were strongly leftist, there may have lurked in Hitchens a contempt for people who presumed to know what the masses wanted, or needed. An admirer of George Orwell, he contemned the mob mentality, the gleeful surrender of decency and reason, that comes with being a member of the party — any party — in which people decide their individuality counts for nothing compared to the will of the leader, and the leader’s cause.

He was widely and sometimes rightly criticized for focusing on “Islamofascism,” but it’s not as if he didn’t recognize the threat of neo-fascism in the West, especially among fanatical Christians and white supremacists. Here’s what Hitchens had to say about Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally in August 2010: “The numbers were impressive enough on their own, but the overall effect was large, vague, moist, and undirected: the Waterworld of white self-pity.”

Hitchens didn’t do self-pity, not publicly. He was too busy examining and evaluating, even right before he died, when he wrote a piece about the familiar maxim attributed to Nietzsche — “Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.”

A ridiculous notion, and Hitchens laughed at it. He was gutsy and clear-eyed and eloquent, even with the end in sight.

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