Naomi Wolf’s Madonna crush


Madonna is “that forbidden thing, the Nietzschean creative woman.” I didn’t know this until I read journalist Naomi Wolf’s complaint about reporters who diss the Material Girl whenever she “steps out of her pretty-girl-pop-music bandwidth” to make a movie or book. “Why can the press just not wait to hate Madonna at these moments?” Wolf asked before answering her own question:

Because she must be punished, for the same reason that every woman who steps out of line must be punished. Madonna is infuriating to the mainstream commentariat when she dares to extend her range because she is acting in the same way a serious, important male artist acts. (And seizing the director’s chair, that icon of phallic assertiveness, is provocative as hell)…

What is so maddening? She does what every serious male artists does. That is: she doesn’t apologize for her talent or for her influence. What comes across quite profoundly when one interviews her is that she is preoccupied with her work and her gifts – just as serious male artists are, who often seem self-absorbed. She has the egoless honesty of the serious artist that reads like ego, especially in women.

Which planet is Naomi on? In my world, Madonna was a smart, willful girl who jumped on the disco bandwagon and transformed herself into a pop star admired for her cocky attitude and funky-but-chic aesthetic. She’s a good dancer/bad singer who’s still cranking out songs that sound like background music in a salon full of girls with tinfoil in their hair who are dreaming of steamy romantic encounters.

In Naomi’s world, the Material Girl’s music isn’t even mentioned. She’s an artist of “immense talent” who “does not apologize for her Nietzschean self or her appetites” (poor Friedrich must be spinning in his grave), or for her “astonishingly opulent home,” with its “discreet, stunningly handsome young male staffers, from all backgrounds – from the gorgeous chauffeur to the gorgeous security guard to the gorgeous fellow who brought in the sparkling water.”

Madonna at home sounds like the female version of Moammar Gaddafi. Are we supposed to be impressed?

Wolf wanted to say something about sexism, but I wish she’d at least chosen a worthier woman artist as a jumping off point for her bizarre polemic. Madonna was a trend setter — a cultural icon, even. But those songs! Almost without exception, they are cheap things — robotic little minor-key confections, tacky, melodramatic and mindless.

People who don’t like Madonna don’t want to punish her. They just don’t want to hear her, if possible.

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Half-truths about the job market


Last week, news outlets were buzzing with happy talk about a dip in the unemployment rate in November. The problem is, anyone living in the real world knows that good jobs — i.e., jobs that pay well, or at least allow one to live above the poverty line — continue to disappear, and that reports emphasizing slight upticks in employment are irresponsible and misleading.

If the people who work for the corporate media weren’t cowardly, crooked, or just plain lazy, they would have reported the sobering facts presented yesterday in a Reader Supported News piece by economist Robert Reich:

Most of the new jobs being created are in the lower-wage sectors of the economy – hospital orderlies and nursing aides, secretaries and temporary workers, retail and restaurant. Meanwhile, millions of Americans remain working only because they’ve agreed to cuts in wages and benefits. Others are settling for jobs that pay less than the jobs they’ve lost. Entry-level manufacturing jobs are paying half what entry-level manufacturing jobs paid six years ago.

Other people are falling out of the middle class because they’ve lost their jobs, and many have also lost their homes. Almost one in three families with a mortgage is now underwater, holding their breath against imminent foreclosure.

The percent of Americans in poverty is its highest in two decades, and more of us are impoverished than at any time in the last fifty years. A recent analysis of federal data by the New York Times showed the number of children receiving subsidized lunches rose to 21 million in the last school year, up from 18 million in 2006-2007. Nearly a dozen states experienced increases of 25 percent or more. Under federal rules, children from families with incomes up to 130 percent of the poverty line, $29,055 for a family of four, are eligible.

This morning on NPR, some news-reading moron announced that the number of available jobs in this country has “surged to a three-year high.” None of Reich’s hard facts were mentioned on NPR, and you won’t see them in daily newspapers, not unless they’re buried in an “analysis” piece.

NPR did note in a website story that the dip is not such good news if you factor in the 315,000 people who stopped looking for work; that the new jobs figures were “seasonally adjusted,” meaning they include many retail jobs that last only through the holidays; and that the economy is a long way from regaining the many millions of jobs lost since the so-called recession began. But how many people read NPR’s website, as opposed to hearing its news reports on the radio?

We’re in the middle of a disaster as big as the Great Depression, but the corporate media, in the spirit of Herbert Hoover, run stories implying that prosperity is just around the corner.

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Madonna exits, Mitt marches on


The concepts were unintentionally funny, the players about as exciting as assembly-line robots. I mean the Republican presidential debates, not the Super Bowl halftime show. Madonna and her minions were on stage for only a few minutes, but the GOP stiffs won’t go away, and they get worse with each new performance.

Mitt and Newt and Rick will say anything to get the attention of the mainstream media, which dutifully pretend these shameless phonies are men of substance, and that the debates are valuable tools for helping Americans decide which phony will become the nominee.

Reporter Gary Younge won’t go along with the charade, maybe because he doesn’t work for the American news media:

…It is difficult to think of anywhere else in the western world where these debates would have any credibility outside of a fringe party (even if the fringes in Europe are now spreading). Far from indicating America’s exceptionalism, it looks more like an awful parody of the stereotypes most outsiders already believed about American politics at its most bizarre. “Those who follow this race daily may have long since lost perspective on how absurd it is,” said the German magazine Der Spiegel last week. “Each candidate loves Israel. They all love Ronald Reagan. Each loves his wife, a born first lady, for a number of reasons.”

The good news is, with the exception of [Gov. Rick] Perry’s demise, the debates have not been pivotal. The bad news is that the truly decisive element has been something even more insidious: money. Lots of it…

Super-rich individuals and organizations will continue funneling huge sums to the GOP regardless of which would-be nominee “wins” the debates and primaries (except for Ron Paul, of course). Just yesterday, the New York Times reported that Sheldon Adelson, the billionaire casino executive who gave $10 million to Newt’s campaign, would have no problem spending even more money on Mittens, should he prevail.

Our political system is a farce, and the world knows it. Candidates don’t get anywhere near the nomination unless they agree to front for the monied interests that determine American foreign and domestic policies. The only way to end the farce would be through massive campaign finance reforms of the sort that Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders is pushing, but most of Sanders’ peers are too corrupted to go along with reform.

They’d rather sing a song for Sheldon. All together now, candidates, lip-synch with Madonna:

When you call my name it’s like a little prayer
I’m down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I’ll take you there

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Crucifixion complex


Photo by TONY WOOD

One of my favorite movie moments occurs near the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956). Pod people from outer space may have replaced all the real people in a little California town except for Dr. Miles Bennell, played by Kevin McCarthy, who runs to escape the fate of the others and, in desperation, jumps into a traffic jam on a highway. “Look, you fools,” the doctor shouts, dodging slowly moving cars. “You’re in danger, can’t you see? They’re after you! They’re after all of us! Our wives, our children, they’re here already! You’re next!”

Miles wouldn’t allow himself to accept what seemed to him a dismal copy of the real world. He’d pretended for a while to go with the flow — “Keep your eyes a little wide and blank. Show no interest or excitement.” — but knew he’d have to take action, or else accept that what seems fake to him is instead real.

But it’s more complicated than that. Did Miles rebel because he knew the truth, or was he merely delusional? If he were around today, would he insist like a Luddite that online social networks are being used to rob us of our privacy? Would he think his Facebook friends weren’t really friends?

It’s dangerous to be totally sure of yourself, as Henry Miller tried to explain in Tropic of Capricorn:

… I was born with a crucifixion complex. That is, to be more precise, I was born a fanatic. Fanatic! I remember that word being hurled at me from early childhood on. By my parents especially. What is a fanatic? One who believes passionately and acts desperately on what he believes. I was always believing in something and so getting into trouble. The more my hands were slapped the more firmly I believed. I believed. I believed — and the rest of the world did not. If it were only a question of enduring punishment, one could go on believing until the end; but the way of the world is more insidious than that. Instead of being punished, you are undermined, hollowed out, the ground taken from under your feet…

Don’t run around shouting “Wake up, fools!” You might end up singing “I Wanna Be Sedated.” Ask your friends on Facebook, they’ll tell you.

Footnote: Tony Wood can be reached at http://anthonywood.zenfolio.com/

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‘Central Government for Dummies’


The Tea Party likes this cartoon, but they don't get it. Should we blame TV?

Last week I wrote that the Tea Party is a dead end, mainly because its members don’t seem to understand they’re serving the rich and powerful, and surrendering power in the process. They love the idea of a “maverick” Republican presidential nominee, but they are going to get Mitt Romney, and most of them are going to vote for him. And if Mitt’s campaign implodes, they will end up with someone owned by the same monied interests that Mitt represents.

The thing that’s most pathetic about the Tea Party crowd — mostly middle-aged, formerly middle-class white men — is that they’re too blinded by ignorance and fear to see their actual enemies.

Robert Parry was lucid on this point in a recent essay. Here are the final paragraphs, but please read the whole piece:

When the Tea Partiers dress up in Revolutionary War costumes, they apparently don’t know that their notion of a weak central government and state “sovereignty” was anathema to the key framers of the Constitution, especially to Washington who had watched his soldiers suffer under the ineffectual Articles of Confederation.

And, when the Tea Partiers wave their “Don’t Tread on Me” flags of a coiled snake, they don’t seem to know that the warning was directed at the British Empire and that the banner aimed at fellow Americans was Benjamin Franklin’s image of a snake severed into various pieces representing the colonies/states with the admonishment “Join, or Die.”

Nevertheless, false narratives and false arguments can be as effective as real ones to a thoroughly misinformed population. Thus, many middle- and working-class Americans still cheer when Newt Gingrich references Ronald Reagan and his “supply-side” economics.

But the failure of Reagan’s economic strategy should be obvious to anyone who is not fully deluded by right-wing propaganda. Not only has the national debt skyrocketed over the past three decades, but whatever economic benefits that have been produced have gone overwhelmingly to the wealthy – while the nation as a whole has suffered.

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Hope you don’t find no shadow…


Groundhog people with your groundhog ways
I see you in the sun but you fly when the shadows get long

This is an alternate version of the song that appeared on Clear, the third Spirit album (1969).

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And the big story is… Phil


'Are you guys tripping?'

From today’s Washington Post:

At 7:25 a.m. this morning, amidst mostly cloudy skies, and temperatures in the low 30s, Groundhog Phil saw his shadow in the little town of Punxsutawney, Pa.

According to folklore, Phil’s sighting of his own shadow means there will be 6 more weeks of winter. Had Phil not seen his shadow, it would have meant “there will be an early spring.”

If Phil’s forecast is right, it signals a dramatic reversal from the mild weather pattern affecting much of the country. Many parts of the central and eastern U.S. have seen temperatures 20 to 30 degrees above normal in recent days. On February 1, just 19% of the Lower 48 had snow cover compared to 52% at this time last year.

Footnote: If Phil’s sighting means anything, it’s “there will be an extremely late winter.”

Photo by Laugh It Out.

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The Facebook bubble


A massive con job may be in progress in the form of the coming Facebook IPO, which will supposedly value the company somewhere in the vicinity of $75 billion to $100 billion.

From DJ Pangburn of Death and Taxes:

… As I noted in early 2011, all of this smells exactly like another tech bubble to replace the burst housing bubble. The Great Facebook Bubble‘s inflation is absurd. Wall Street banks and investors, as well as Facebook’s numerous stockholders—many of whom are looking to cash out their stocks with the IPO—stand to benefit if they can create the illusion that Facebook is actually worth $100 billion.

The goal is to spread the belief in the illusion such that the valuation reaches its apogee, then falls over time (as all stocks do), by which point the wise investors will have already laughed all the way to the bank. As initial investors that is their right, of course, but it doesn’t mean they didn’t create and sell an illusion in the process…

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Poe at the billionaires’ bash


Bill Moyers and William Winship commenting on the arrogance of “imperial swells” who throw grand parties to congratulate themselves on their great wealth:

This one occurred here in Manhattan at the annual black-tie dinner and induction ceremony for Kappa Beta Phi. That’s the very exclusive Wall Street fraternity of billionaire bankers, and private equity and hedge fund predators. People like Wilbur Ross, the vulture capitalist; Robert Benmosche, the CEO of AIG, the insurance giant that received tens of billions in bailout money; and Alan “Ace” Greenberg, former chairman of Bear Stearns, the failed investment bank bought by JPMorgan Chase.

They got together at the St. Regis Hotel off Fifth Avenue to eat rack of lamb, drink and haze their newest members, who are made to dress in drag, sing and perform skits while braving the insults, wine-soaked napkins and petit fours – those fancy little frosted cakes – hurled at them by the old guard. In other words, a gilt-edged Animal House, food fight and all.

This year, the butt of many a joke were the protesters of Occupy Wall Street… The whole affair’s reminiscent of the wingdings the robber barons used to throw during America’s…Gilded Age a century and a half ago, when great wealth amassed at the top, far from the squalor and misery of working stiffs…

It’s also reminiscent of “The Masque of the Red Death,” the Edgar Allan Poe short story in which a thousand royals in an unnamed territory hole up in a walled abbey to protect themselves against a disease that’s killing off the common people. At some point the royals grow bored and throw a masquerade party. A mysterious figure in a blood-stained robe and a death mask disturbs the mood of the revelers. They attack the offending figure but discover there’s no form under the costume, just the dread disease:

…And one by one dropped the revelers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.

Poe may or may not have meant the story as an allegory, but I sure as hell like reading it that way. The revelers at the St. Regis — “the winners in our winner-take-all economy,” Moyers calls them — are the revelers in Poe’s abbey. The only thing lacking in the modern version of the story is a similarly satisfying ending.

Footnote: I’m picturing vulture capitalist Wilbur Ross trying to make a deal with Mr. Death: “I just bought the Bank of Ireland. Take my euros, please…”

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Dirtballs face off in Florida


Background on Mitt Romney’s “you’re as big a dirtball as I am” line of attack:

A recent newspaper story detailed at great length how campaign strategists for Romney and Newt Gingrich are battling to secure a win for the their respective candidates in the Florida primary. Multimillions are being spent on attack ads, mostly by Mitt, who also hired a new debating coach and “fearsome researchers.” Newt accused Mitt of having mutual funds invested in Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, mortgage lenders backed by (gasp!) big government. Mitt counterattacked with the same charge when he learned Newt also had invested in Freddie and Fannie.

Mitt made his fortune destroying companies and putting people out of work. Newt, a former influence peddler for Freddie Mac, has been fronting since the 1980s for those who want to eliminate social services. Mitt is by far the wealthier of the two, but both candidates are up to their ears in dirty money, and ultimately answerable to the big banks, corporations and individual billionaires (Newt is Sheldon Adelson’s boy) that back their campaigns.

It’s as if John Dillinger and “Pretty Boy” Floyd were arguing who was the bigger criminal, except that Dillinger and Floyd weren’t hypocrites and front men for The Guys Who Really Run the Show, and didn’t harm nearly as many people.

In a just world, all those millions being spent on the primary would go to the huge number of Floridians who have lost their jobs and/or homes in the so-called Great Recession, but I think it’s safe to assume the fate of poor people doesn’t figure into the campaign strategies of these candidates.

In fact, who but a rich person or an imbecile would vote for either of them?

Oh, now I remember — “low information” voters.

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