Weathering the reign of a fool


There are similar examples in history, but I can’t help but wonder how our grabber-in-chief rose so high despite being such a world-class fool.

I asked Swamp Rabbit yesterday as we were weatherizing the shack against a cold snap that was turning the rain into volleys of sleet.

“Trump ain’t no fool, he’s a clown,” the rabbit said. “There’s a difference, you know.”

“A foolish clown, rabbit. He makes a joke for the whole world to see and doesn’t realize the joke is on him.”

“Don’t be so sure about that,” the rabbit said as he stuffed rags between the drywall and the window frames. “He knows what he’s saying and who he’s saying it to. He knows them peeps who voted for him think global warming is a hoax.”

The rabbit continued jawing as we covered the broken windows with clear plastic. He said Trump may or may not understand the difference between climate and weather, but he doesn’t care either way. He knows his peeps enjoy his misplaced anger at minorities and foreigners, at scientists and other “elitists.” They like that he’s a twisted, born-rich version of Lonesome Rhoades in A Face In the Crowd.

“But Trump doesn’t care about peeps,” I said, exasperated. “He shut down a big part of the government. He’s put a million peeps out of work and is holding them hostage because he can’t have his wall. How long can this go on?”

“Don’t ask, but get ready to drop plenty more of them f-bombs. There’s heavy weather ahead.”

Footnote: I almost wrote “term of office” then realized “reign” is more appropriate for a fool who would be king, or at least dictator.

Another: Let’s not forget the mainstream media deserve much of the credit for Trump’s ascension. The press made a star of him and TV resurrected him with “The Apprentice” after his multiple bankruptcies.

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4 Responses to Weathering the reign of a fool

  1. Dave Rogers says:

    Given that he most certainly is Lonesome Rhoades, when the hell is someone going to just leave a “live” microphone on him?…oh well, maybe if we get to hear Cohen’s recordings….

  2. oddmanout215 says:

    A lot of people thought the pussy-grabbing tape would bring Trump down, that his women fans would be outraged. Wrong! It’s harder to shame jerks out of public life than it was when A Face in the Crowd was made. Or yes, maybe the investigators haven’t heard the right tapes yet. Nixon wouldn’t have resigned if it wasn’t for the “smoking gun” tape that proved obstruction of justice.

    • Margaret Battistelli Gardner says:

      I still can’t wrap my brain around why him mocking that reporter with a congenital joint condition wasn’t his undoing.

  3. oddmanout215 says:

    I know what you mean, but I think Trump attracts the sort of people who laugh at the physically or mentally challenged… We’re going to have to retire the word “unprecedented” by the time he’s forced out of office.

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