“You don’t understand MAGA women,” my neighbor Swamp Rabbit said. “The way they see it, there ain’t no harm in Donald Trump saying he likes to grab ’em by their you-know-whats. They don’t badmouth him when he kicks them to the curb. They stand by their man, and I use that word loosely.”

We were discussing our felon-in-chief’s firing of Pam Bondi, the former attorney general who helped destroy the credibility of the Justice Department on Trump’s behalf. Bondi was Mean Girl #1, even meaner and more loyal than Kristi Noem, the other woman he recently chucked out of his Cabinet.

“Bondi got caught misleading the media about the Epstein files, and she tried to prosecute the peeps on Trump’s shitlist even though they didn’t break any laws,” Swamp Rabbit said.” The hog monster don’t like it when somebody makes him look stupid, especially when they’re just followin’ his stupid orders.”

She has “bad karma.” my ne’er-do-well neighbor concluded. I usually roll my eyes at this expression but not this time. Early in her brief tenure, Mean Girl #1 became angry because photos of Joe Biden and Kamela Harris were still on display at the Justice Department. She personally took them down and demoted a respected department employee who had failed to remove them sooner.

A day after Bondi was fired, MS Now reported that a photo of her had been quickly removed from a Justice Department wall and tossed into an office trash can. Justice Department officials claim the trashing report is “fake news,” but it’s common knowledge that Bondi is despised by many career employees at the department.

Karma is a bitch, as they say.